[ ] You are male.
[ ] You would prefer being male.
[ ] You don't wear makeup.
[ ] You love sports.
[ ] You play COD on XBOX LIVE.
[x ] You constantly make references to Family Guy, Monty Python, Eddie Izzard, etc.
[ ] You enjoy UFC fighting.
[x] You wanted to be a policeman/firefighter/soldier/ninja as a child.
[x] You like action anime/movies/games/comic books.
[ ] You like violent music.
[ ] You don't care how you smell.
[x] You look up to male role models.
[x] You can relate to guy logic.
[ ] You speak man, as in tools, cars, etc.
[x] You like baggy clothes.
[x] You love memes.
[ ] You like big dogs.
[x] Fedoras are cool. (m l a d y)
[ ] You don't care about interior design, just that everything in your house works.
[ ] You don't care who sees you scratch yourself.
[ ] You sit with your legs apart.
[x] You don't understand women.
[x] You rarely cry in front of people.
[x] You'll gladly open a can of whoop-ass on any douche who's asking for it.
[x] You like weaponry. Swords, guns, etc.
[x] You hold doors for women/disabled.
[ ] You brag about how much you can bench.
[ ] You have facial/chest hair.
[x] You aren't ashamed of your bromance.
[X] You are female.
[ ] You would prefer being female.
[ ] You like doing/having someone do your hair, nails, makeup, etc.
[x] You wish you were thinner.
[X] You play Kingdom Hearts, Animal Crossing, or Harvest Moon.
[x] You are always singing along with pop music, Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, etc.
[ ] You watch Glee, various Girl Power anime, or Jersey Shore, or anything on STYLE, WE TV, OWN, etc.
[x] You wanted to be a princess/dancer/pop star/model/celebrity as a child.
[X] You like fantasizing about the perfect romantic night out with your boyfriend/girlfriend.
[X] You like pop music, or anything happy and cute.
[X] You are very self-conscious, and what some other bitch says about you could either make your day or bring your world crashing down around you.
[X] You look up to female role models.
[X] You can relate to other women.
[X] You speak girl, as in makeup, hair, shoes, shopping, ect.
[X] You like cute clothes.
[ ] You love a nicely laced corset.
[ ] You love to dye your hair.
[ ] A tub of ice cream or a candy bar can fix everything. (actually makes me sick)
[ ] Everything in your house is nicely arranged, and matches.
[ ] You worry you'll never settle down and have children.
[X] You cross your legs and have good posture.
[ ] The male brain is a mystery.
[ ] You don't mind letting your feelings out.
[ ] You're just waiting for the right person to sweep you off your feet.
!!!!![XXXXXXXXX] You are extremely jealous, some bitch looks at your person and you'll rip her fucking eyes out with your bare hands. !!!!
[ ] One of the first things you want to know about a person is their astrology.
[ ] Happiness is a nice, long hot bath, with bubbles.
[ ] Once a month, you let your bitchiness take over.
[X] You love cute little animals.
[X] You have a LOT of pillows on your bed.
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